Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.

Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.

by Pussyinniolator3000 April 13, 2022

Duker Toime

Of or realting to the time of duker, when he is over, or he is there. Often, duker is reluctant for Duker Toime see toime.

Duker toime!

Duker: It's not Duker Toime!!

by Smocko October 6, 2004

phantom duker

a phantom duker is someone who participates in the pastime of phantom duking, which is the act of doing the #2 in a public place or near people.

Bob is the phantom duker.

by the bonkers November 11, 2006

drop a duker

to take a huge crap, to poop a large turd.

"Dude, I gotta go drop a duker"

by Bill Kruschel September 22, 2005

Raunchy duke

A smelly and/or annoying person or thing.

That crap in the toilet is a raunchy duke.
Or
that kid who sits at our table is a raunchy duke.

by Mr. bobert basketball 2 March 1, 2012

duke out

1. (verb) To fight, especially with your fists.

2. (noun) A fight.

1. "Let's duke it out, freshwater trout!" (as seen on www.overheardinnewyork.com)

2. "Who will be crowned king in the dirtiest duke out of them all?" (Cathy Rogers in Full Metal Challenge Ep.6)

by wesluger November 26, 2010

mondo duke

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima

"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke

by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016