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shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself
Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news
by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010
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Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus
After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.
by platCHypus November 23, 2009
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duckbill

To smoke a joint when it is down to the roach, since you have to stick out your lips like a duck's bill to hit it.
Yo man, you might get another hit off this, but you just gotta duckbill it

Hey man, you might get a couple more duckbill hits off this, just don't bogart it man.
by M Rockwell September 15, 2008
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Duckbill platypus feet

The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.

Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.

Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
by jtaat July 29, 2012
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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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duckbill platapus

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group
duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw
by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005
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duck billed platipus

when a woman is laying on her side on a bed , with her ass hanging off and grabbing her ankles. The guy come from behind and puts his hands around her head in the praying position(the duck bill) and gives swift abdominal thrusts
after travis got his redwings he proceeded to give amanda a duck billed platipus
by emoney June 19, 2004
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