dual wielding

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

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When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

by Dadz May 7, 2012

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Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

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When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

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"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

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