by kong king live February 11, 2020
Get the Drapered mug.The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
Get the under the Dryer mug.A slut’s vagina. A pussy that stays open and active. The vagina of a girl or woman who has sex with anyone (or anything) with no regard of consequence. Drama drapes cause static among friends and lovers. A woman that doesn’t close her drama drapes will break up relationships and marriages, cause fights among friends and family, and spread diseases, while giving zero fucks about those affected by her actions. Nothing good happens when her drama drapes are open. Drama drapes cause nothing but problems.
Person 1 “Biff and Gertrude broke up after Biff found out that he had Syphilis.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
by BrowntownStL October 14, 2018
Get the Drama Drapes mug.Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
by Gajapidi March 18, 2014
Get the blow dryer poopie mug.A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.
"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
by aquariumbat May 19, 2009
Get the Dryeballs mug.Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
Get the Don Draper mug.The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010
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