Dry-dock

The act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.
Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked.
by Deth3327 July 12, 2012
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At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".
"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."
by edawg999 November 02, 2006
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the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
by diserra July 14, 2009
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Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
by Jimmy Taint April 07, 2009
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Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 25, 2009
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"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009
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Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
by Slamin' Salmon May 06, 2010
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