Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

drunkardness

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word

I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.

by iwasrightaicwaswrong July 26, 2014

Drunkard's Bulimia

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016

drunkard

A person who is drunk. This applies to the following type of people:

1) Binge drinkers on a Friday night etc

2) Alcoholics, who are regularly drunk

Britain is full of binge-drinking youths, who are proud of their disgusting behaviour, and boast about their worthless lives. Drunkards are part of the British social scene. Many young British women are drunkards on a Friday night! They want to live like foolish males, and they too are fools!

by I See The Truth January 28, 2006

drunktard

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!

by Kilopoo July 2, 2009

Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

drunktalk

The trash one speaks while drunk.

Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!

by xxxara January 10, 2009