Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

drinkation

A vacation where the point is to drink the entire time.

Are you going on vacation next week. Nope. I'm going to be drunk the whole time. I'm going on a drinkation.

by bralager August 22, 2011

drunkation

A vacation that is spent being drunk the entire time.

That drunkation last week kicked my ass.

by bralager August 22, 2011

drunkctions

Getting directions from a drunk person

She's going to call me tonight after going out to give me drunkctions where to pick her up.

by dd :) November 21, 2011

drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

premature drunkulation

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party

Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.

by nardkat123 October 28, 2010

drunkathon

1. Any set of activities or sport(s) requiring competitive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Drunkathons usually include but are not limited to a tournament of Drinking Games i.e. Kings Cup, Beer Pong, Keg Stands, Shot Gunning Beers, etc, or in some cases racing from the bar to the liquor store in time to purchase more alcohol before 2AM. Most typical drunkathons result in nausea or vomiting by more than one participant(s) involved, and or temporary blackouts. Most drunkathons are not planned but rather a result of unrestrained drunkeness.

by Lee Broadway March 25, 2008