drunk fuckery

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.

Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!

by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020

drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.

Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.

by baldobald January 2, 2012

drunk fussing

Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.

Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.

Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.

His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.

by DimplesSG July 29, 2009

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk funk

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

cum drunk fuck duck

A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.

Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts

by Nessasjenny January 1, 2017

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010