The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;
drunk+dump
drunk+dump
1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough
by byscuit January 24, 2011

by C.B.B.B.J February 12, 2017

Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP"
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
by AFS September 18, 2006

by Chitina October 18, 2011

when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that "drump" sound.
Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.
Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.
Can also be referred to as "Taking a drump. I'll be right back!"
by drump'n it up January 20, 2011

by khalida-san May 24, 2005

A common contraction consisting of the words dump and Trump. A battlecry throughout the world to remove the current American president from office.
by RandolphT February 24, 2017
