Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

by byscuit January 24, 2011

Drump

Terrible; the absolute worst; horrible

"They said the movie was going to be good, it was drump!"

by C.B.B.B.J February 12, 2017

Drump

Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP"
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Liz: Yo Al I'm soo drump right now, I can't do another shot..

by AFS September 18, 2006

Drump

The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.

Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.

by Chitina October 18, 2011

Drump

when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that "drump" sound.

Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.

Can also be referred to as "Taking a drump. I'll be right back!"

by drump'n it up January 20, 2011

Drump

dry and lumpy in reference to your lips after smoking pot.

"yo son, my lips are mad drump."

by khalida-san May 24, 2005

Drump

A common contraction consisting of the words dump and Trump. A battlecry throughout the world to remove the current American president from office.

I believe it would be better for everyone if the U.S. would just drump.

by RandolphT February 24, 2017