drug dealer

Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.

"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."

by 'sup P June 9, 2005

Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.

dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.

by xskwizmx March 16, 2010

drug dealer

1)A person who gets a bad rep from those who don't have an idea of what it's like to be forced into a situation where they have no other choice. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the "easy way out;" it's an extremely dangerous and scary lifestyle. However, after a certain amount of time in the game, drug dealers gain a false sense of invincibility and find themselves as addicted to serving the fiends as the fiends are to the product they serve. It's a vicious cycle because, once they get caught, they have a felony on their record and are thus unable to get a "legit" job so they often times fall back into the same old pattern. They're generally not bad people, most of them have good hearts and dreams just like the rest of us, but due to whatever circumstance, are forced into a lifestyle where they put their lives on the line on a daily basis. Maybe if this society was less capitalistic and more socialistic it would have less drug dealers.

2)The government.

1)Drug dealer -- Anthony just had a new baby boy and he wants to be there for his child. He tried putting in his applications to various establishments but no one seemed to hire him. He's attending college with hopes of being a teacher someday. However, his baby needs to eat RIGHT NOW so he goes out and serves a few fiends who are going to get it from someone else regardless, if not from him.

2) The C.I.A. controls the flow of coke into this country...but believe what you brainwashed muthafuckaz want.

by The Anonymous July 29, 2006

Drug Dealer

Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.

Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.

by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005