droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

Droopy Drew

When the testicles hang prodominantly lower than the head of your penis

Dude, Ed Has Such A Droopy Drew, It's Like A Burlap Sack

by ed1473yo May 5, 2008

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

by daddyducker September 4, 2011

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

droops

A fat man's tits. used to criticize fat men, especially by the beaches. Origninated from the word- droop. droop means hanging/saggy/greasy kinda.

other forms of the word- droopies, droopy ass tits

two kids walking down the lake see a fat man without his shirt.

Kid #1- hey look at that fat ass!
Kid #2- woah!
Fat Man- leave me alone
Kid #1- we would if you would put your shirt on
Kid #2- yeah man put away those god damn nasty ass droops
Fat man- ok ok i will! im sorry.

by Luke Lay February 4, 2008

National droopy balls day

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020