Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Decking

A fight, or a bangout

It's a decking yo

by Benchoid March 4, 2018

drucking

(v.) drinking an alcoholic substance while having sexual intercouse

(n.) druck: one who has sexual intercouse while intoxicated with alcohol

Trevor was laying down while I drucked the shit out of him.

I was drucking Shira and didn't spill one drop!

by Trevor and Shira June 14, 2011

Tech-decking

Another term that refers to fingering a girl.

1. Remember that girl that I met at that party last night? I totally tech-decked her!
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.

by Jeeves377 November 15, 2009

decking palin

this is where you deck someone who is really easy to deck, for example harriet palin, hence the name decking palin.

im just gonna go decking palin

by nowenm8t May 26, 2011