Dragonrealms

A text-based game that often attracts forty-five year old female drama queens that reportedly weigh over two thousand pounds.

Ahnoui whispers, "look, you stupid cunt, he's my friend and not yours. if you don't back off, i'm going to report you to the gamemasters for OOC harassment."

^ Plays Dragonrealms and weighs over two thousand pounds.

by Kourin September 30, 2007

dragonrealms

Dragonrealms is an online text-based fantasy game set in a world curiously devoid of dragons. The player base consists of older players that can’t let go of the past and younger players that can’t afford graphics cards.

WTF, WoW is down? I'm going to log in to Dragonrealms and shoot some n00bs.

* Walmart was just struck down!

by Scillo September 29, 2005

chinese angry dragoned

Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.

Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.

by Fool456 February 4, 2010

Dragonbear

A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol.

O man, here comes that Dragonbear!!!!!!!! Better get the pudding!!!!

by Pussybeard Dickmustache April 27, 2008

dragoned

(v) 1)to be devoured by a dragon 2)to be trod or otherwise physically crushed by a dragon 3)to be caught in a fireball 4)to be transformed into a dragon 5)to be molested by a dragon

Lost Thought was fatally dragoned on his way home from Bingo last night.

by E. Die May 15, 2006

Dragon Head

When one receives oral satisfaction from an Asian immigrant.

Hey Chan gimme some Dragon Head after this massage

by The Real Johnny Blaze August 28, 2010

Dragon Head

When a girl gives you head in the morning before brushing her teeth.

GUY 1: Dude my girl gave me the best dragon head this morning.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 3: Yeah her breath stank pretty bad, but it felt good.

by Dicky Sanchez September 14, 2013