Dragonfail

What Dragonforce becomes when you figure out that all they play is the same goddamn song every time with a different name.

Ugh, how about something different now? I'm tired of listening to Dragonfail play the same goddamn song over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

by GaggleofGeeses December 16, 2008

Dragonvale

The game I've been addicted to since 2009. The housing market crashed cause I spent too much money on gems. Only really sexy people play Dragonvale. We don't need bitches if we have dragons. Nothing makes me happier than making two dragons do the dirty in the cave. If only I had friends to send me gems.

Josh: Hey everyone come play Dragonvale with me!
Julia: Only if I'm able to breed dragons without their consent!
Quinn: Absolutely, I love EggyHatchy so much.
Josh: Great! Can you send me gems so I don't spend too much money and crash the housing market.

by dragonvaleaddict February 15, 2022

Dragonface

A look of intense concentration associated with an activity of little to no importance

taken from the appearance of someone trying to play Dragon Force's "Through the Fire and the Flames" on guitar hero III

(2 people watch a video of someone playing through the fire and the flames on youtube)

person 1: "God damn! looks like he's about to complete it!"
person 2: "yeah, but after getting that dragonface on youtube was it worth it?"

by giant bee January 9, 2009

dragonface

When you grab a chick by the back of her head and face fuck her mouth slamming in and out with no regard for human life. Her face looks like one of those roaring Chinese dragon heads as she tries to back out of it.

"How was Lori last night?"
"Turns out she like's it rough, gives great head"
"Yeah, did you dragonface her?"

by Illadelphi-A August 25, 2008

dragonfall

An extremely "massive," cow of a man which continually keeps fucking up all the damn chairs in the cyber cafe! There are 40 chairs, out of which at least thirty are either loose, tilted, bent, creaking, or plain sipmply fucked beyond recognition by his humongous "phat," ass!

Someone who wishes they were important in the cybercafe!

by German January 3, 2004

dragontale

When someone takes a shit but you can’t force it out the rest of the way

Guy one: so I was sitting in the bathroom today trying to shit but I couldn’t get it all the way out and now I have a dragonTale
Guy two: bro what the fuck

by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021

Dragontale

When you take a fat shit and can’t force the rest out causing it to look like a tail.

Guy one: so I was taking a fat shit today and I couldn’t pass all of it and I’ve had a dragontale all day.
Guy two: James what the actual Fuck.

by Some gross Idiot. October 18, 2021