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dpb syndrome

a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information (--that they desire to communicate--) that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words come out slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

~A person like this may need to work on their listening skills.
~You may find this syndrome evident in drummer's or in those who are passionate about worshipping God (--through Jesus Christ--) with their life.
“Sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!”
by DanPB June 13, 2006
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dpb syndrome

a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information, that they desire to communicate, that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words are spoken slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

People with this condition:
~May need to work on their listening skills.
~May be a player of the drums.
~May be passionate about worshipping the God of Jesus Christ with their life.
"Sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!"

Be aware of these people who may have dpb syndrome:
~Spanish people,
~A.D.D. individuals,
~Communication major's,
~Women,
~Sensitive/Deep Thinking Men,
~Etc.
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Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
Cody: Why is Jill walking so funny?

Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.

Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?

Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.

Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
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dpbp

An often joyous occasion celebrating the transition from depravity to intense depravity usually occurring as an individual crosses the threshold into the sexually explicit realm of euphoria. Colloquially known as an acronym representing, "Donkey Punch Birthday Party."
Hey Joe, what's your sister up to this weekend. Wondering if she be interested in attending my DPBP. Oh, you can come too.
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dpbp

An often joyous occasion celebrating the transition from depravity to intense depravity usually occurring as an individual crosses the threshold into the sexually explicit realm of euphoria. Colloquially known as an acronym representing, "Donkey Punch Birthday Party."
Hey Joe, what's your sister up to this weekend. Wondering if she be interested in attending my DPBP. Oh, you can come too.
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