Doylestown

People think it's a small town with a bunch of rich kids and big houses...but there is so much more. In Doylestown, Middle School parties get busted by the cops. In Doylestown, drunk is the common language. You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusal to find kids driving around and smoking in their brand new Escalade that they got for their 16th birthday from "mommy and daddy." We hang out in houses bigger than castles and steal our parents alcohol. We also have an extensive list of MIWF's("hott moms"). We bake out our garages when our parents are vacationing in Aruba (staying in a 5 star resort of course). Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports. We live for play-offs and paint our faces for middle-school basketball games. So next time you hear "doylestown is so boring," just look past the historical monuments and focus on the pregnant 16 year old driving a red BMW convertable. PEACE

"Wanna come bake out my new mini-cooper?"
"i wanna bake out your new mini-cooper WITH YOUR MOM!"

by TOWNIES March 1, 2005

Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

doyler

great in bed

that guy i banged last night eas such a doyler!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Doylestown

doylestown is a haven for rich kids. as much as you bitch about so-and-so's new convertible, you know that you got one just like it last month. everyone complains about how much they hate it and how they can't wait to get get out, but once you do you realize how great you had it there. in short, doylestown is the shit. let's hear it for smoothie's, ritas, and hanging out in parking lots. you know how we do.

the best place to grow up

by dtownlover March 3, 2005

doolers

Slang term used for marijuana, Started as I-5 weed slang.

Hey man, you got any doolers?

by Bobby April 24, 2005

Doyleish

The inability to understand what's being said when someone is trying to tell you something

"Mate I cant understand what your saying it's a bit doyleish."

"Did you understand that doyleish sentence?"

All sounds a bit doyleish

by UrbanSinner April 30, 2020

rozzy doglers

Rozzy doglers is a nick name for the police.

The rozzy doglers are coming, run for the car.

by Slim shaney 4321 March 21, 2017