by Dru Zellmer June 22, 2014
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To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009
Get the doucheclip mug.When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
Get the Mountain Douching mug.1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
by Cheeto Macaroni! February 6, 2010
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