douchemaster

one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches

October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES

"F&^%N A-ROD! What a douchemaster."

by Grampa foam May 13, 2005

Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king February 22, 2011

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness

That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?

by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010