It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.
You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.
by JonnyMat October 19, 2004
Get the douchewaffle mug.by ex yankee boy May 02, 2016
Get the douchewaffle mug.1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010
Get the DoucheWaffle mug.Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014
Get the Nazi DoucheWaffle mug.Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 11, 2010
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Get the Douchewaffle mug.Just the way they act, Mike Dirk Deegler Bhend and is brother Vinnie are real douchewaffles who have terrible swag
by T.W.Y.S January 01, 2017
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