douchepurse

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

by sloriag April 16, 2009

doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

douchesnorter

someone who snorts douche (cum) and enjoys it.

fuck, that guys such a fucking douchesnorter.

by Ralfa February 29, 2008

DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.

Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)

Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.

by The Blonde Bombers January 19, 2009

Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.

Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX

by Phuketall January 29, 2010

Douchesuitcase

Noun derogatory informal
Noun: douchesuitcase

an obnoxious and contemptible person (typically used when talking to a truly insufferable person)

"You're not a douchebag, you are a fully packed douchesuitcase, and you need to be better."

by AbbeyCheesecake October 21, 2021