The art of being a major douchebag.
by WMS August 12, 2006
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The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.
Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?
by Barnabus McAwesomeballs January 18, 2011
Get the Doucheweed mug.A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
Get the Douchenstein mug.A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
by mitch guist May 7, 2013
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Get the Douchanese mug.Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.
Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.
by Foofy! May 9, 2011
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