Douchetastic

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

OR/AND

2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.

1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.

by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 18, 2010

DucheTastic

A person who is super duche, therefore adding the tastic to duche.

He is so duchetastic.

by Everybody\Speaks\B\e\e\r June 19, 2010

douchebagicity

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag

I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity

by fred dugan April 20, 2008

douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.

Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

by master bean flicker April 25, 2010

douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag

That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.

by An emosexual July 21, 2008

Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006