Girl1: did you hear what cj did?
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
by gobblegobblegobble0721 October 25, 2011
It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.
You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.
by JonnyMat October 19, 2004
by ex yankee boy January 20, 2016
Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014
Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 10, 2010
by jojo da kawaii one May 15, 2021
a person so Douchy that a bag simply will not contain all of their douchiness therefore they are a Douchewaffle.
That Timothy Gillenwater is the original Douchewaffle
by Mr.CharlieIL June 26, 2017