Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.

"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.

by Arbkk February 1, 2022

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009

douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.

by duck tape November 12, 2009

douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021