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Douche bag

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation
I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.
by Brendon Baker July 25, 2003
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Douche bag

Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
by ebolacy August 13, 2008
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Douche bag

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
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Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.
Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
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Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009
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Douche bag

A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.
Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 14, 2010
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Douche bag

The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.
Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina
by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010
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