douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

cock smoking thunder douche

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA

how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

by shablabla December 26, 2008

Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.

(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!

by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009