Mr Doucette

A sadistic math/science/health teacher who piles work onto you like you're some kind of storage device that doesn't give a shit what your excuse is, if you didn't do your work, you immediately fail.

Student 1: "Who did you get for math?"

Student 2: "Mr Doucette"

Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"

by Snickers_Doggo June 20, 2022

Greg doucette

Greg doucette also known as coach greg is a ifbb pro bodybuilder usually known for his parrot voice and drama, he sold out for calling out testosterone booster supplements then promoting them for money, usually is 97% right and promotes tf out of his cookbook

Do you like Greg doucette, yes he is a Man-let but he is mostly right

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.

I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.

by bigalo22 March 1, 2025

Gregging my Doucette

"Gregging my Doucette" is a phrase that refers to the bodybuilder and decorated athlete Greg Doucette.

It suggests that you are masturbating.

“Coach caught me Gregging my Doucette and then forced me to buy his cookbook!”

by bigalo22 March 3, 2025

Douchette

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchette

The female version of a douchebag.

That chick from the Jersey Shore is such a douchette.

by Lp123 June 7, 2011

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009