double-butt-floss

The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.

Helpless school girl: (bends over)

Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)

Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)

Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?

Saint G: what does it look like?

Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss

Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....

by Saint G March 12, 2008

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

double fisted butt

A double fisted punch while simultaneously head butting another.

The dragon master became famous with his legendary double fisted butt move against the three sons of anarchy

by sojourn December 18, 2019

Double buttjob

When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors

As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob

by Mason 1170 July 27, 2016

double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009

Double Butthole

Unfortunately, some girls' cooters smell so bad, it's as if they had not one, but TWO buttholes.

I was so excited to tap that ho I met at the club last night, but she got double butthole!

by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011

Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 12, 2019