Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.

Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003

doss

(noun) An easy task or period of time.
Possibly derived from doddle.
(verb) To slack off.
(Orig. UK/ Ireland.)

That class was a doss.
He's been dossing all day.

by Tadhg January 2, 2004

doss

Depending on where in Scotland the term 'Doss' is used, determines what meaning is intended to be conveyed.

In Edinburgh for example, If Bob was to call his mate Tam a "Doss cunt", he would be using the term as an adjective to mean thick, useless, stupid.

However,

If the term 'doss' is used in Perthsire, Angus, and the North East, then it is generallt intended to mean...Ace, Fantastic, shit-hot, etc..

Edinburgh:
"git a fuckin haud o yersel ye doss cunt!"

Perthshire:
Did you see Liverpool in European Cup last night, that was pure doss!"

by MatTheCat September 4, 2005

doss bag

Army term for a sleeping bag.

"i cant wait to get off stag and get in my doss bagman"

by Dirty Burty and wheat July 14, 2007

Doss

To Take it easy, relax, do nothing, hang around or chill out. Be Lazy.

I was supposed to paint the house, but I decided to doss with my mates at the pub.

by Dazwaz March 14, 2009

Doss About

Take the piss and to mess around. Used to describe when someone messes around and doesn't take things seriously.

"Take this seriously, don't doss about!"

by idunnowhat February 6, 2018

Artie Doss

Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.

Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019