Dorris Eaton

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden

Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is

by queer March 17, 2005

The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag

at least eight thousand and one made my day better

by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004

Dorris

A storm that occured in Britain on the 23rd of Febuary, 2017

"Is that a bird, a plane? No, it's Dorris and a flying trampoline!"

by kaasci February 23, 2017

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

Dorris

If you've ever met him, you'd already know that he's one of a kind. With his good looks and charms, it'll be hard to not want him. He's kind, friendly, gentle, good with words, loves hard and has a lovely personality. You need a comedian? he's your guy. He'll love you without limits and treat you like a queen. So, if you ever meet a Dorris just hold on to him, he'll be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Girl1: who's that handsome guy? 😱

Girl2: he's Dorris. 🥵

by Bunnyteeth November 23, 2022

Dorris

If you've ever met him, you'd already know that he's one of a kind. With his good looks and charms, it'll be hard to not want him. He's kind, friendly, gentle, good with words, loves hard and has a lovely personality. You need a comedian? he's your guy. He'll love you without limits and treat you like a queen. So, if you ever meet a Dorris just hold on to him, he'll be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Girl 1: who's that handsome guy? 😱

Girl 2: he's Dorris. 🥵

by Bunnyteeth November 23, 2022