Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

Door Jam

When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.

My man's cock is a Door Jam! Its so wide that it became its own cock block!

by Casey Jones the Player May 27, 2007

Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam

I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam

by The Cronicle January 6, 2012

Doornament

One of those flyers that gets hung on front door by the landscaper, cleaning service, realtor, etc...

Wow Joe, that's a lot of doornaments on your front door. Almost looks like nobody lives here.

Yeah, those solicitors don't ever knock and I always come in through the garage.

by Rayarchwood February 9, 2012

Doorjamming

The act of placing your dick in a doorjam and slamming the door repeatedly on it for sexual pleasure. Quite the invigorating experience.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I tried something new instead of masturbating
Guy 2: Congrats, you finally got laid.
Guy 1: No, I did some doorjamming.
Guy 2: Didn't that shit hurt?
Guy 1: Kinda... and my dick looks like pulled pork now... otherwise it was great!

by ohheyman April 24, 2010

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

doorhammer

A good friend to have. Loud, funny, sometimes lame though. Rejected my halloween costume idea because she thought it was too childish. They repeat words 1000 times to be funny. Believed bonskinny was our friend Valerie. Isn’t allowed any social media except youtube and refuses to give me her phone number. I thought they were a basic tiktok girl when we first met.

Wanna hang with me and doorhammer?

Doorhammer goofy ash.

by craigtuckeer September 5, 2022