Poonanner

By A 7th Grade Boy in his Algebra Class

An insult, such as, meanie, meanie-pie, loser, and so forth.

"Give that back to me, you poonanner!!!!!"

"Alice is such a poonanner"

by Joan July 6, 2004

Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

Poonannerans

The fingers that you use to insert into the female genitalia.

Oh man, get your nasty little poonannerans away from me.

by Muffintopboy October 16, 2007

hoonanner

Slang for penis, dick, etc., etc.

Did she touch your hoonanner?

by Paul Morgan June 27, 2005

doonapper

Term for the dipping of tobacco products.

Hey, man, Ima gonna put me in a doonapper. Top and bottom, man, double horseshoe, baby, woo!

by Callendeez May 13, 2005

doofanger

A thing that pops up and tells you that you have new emails when they are pretty much all from one person.

"...the worst part tho was i felt really loved cos the doofanger popped up and said u have 5 new emails and they were pretty much all from you :P But thanks anyway!"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn September 19, 2006

Doonaversity

1. A distance education degree, it is sometimes said that people who study by distance just don't want to get out of bed.

2. The art of studying for university without getting out of bed, works best in winter.

1. I just finished my Doonaversity degree.

2. Today looks like it will be a Doonaversity day.

by cm-ftw June 20, 2011