john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

Donglepuss

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)

"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

by Christopher Gagliardi October 5, 2007

full-dooplex

The Act of eating while on the can.

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"

by gordy October 20, 2007

dopplebanger

When you bang someone solely because they look similar to another person you want to do.

Guy 1: She looks kind-of like Jessica Alba, but less hot.
Guy 2: Shes a dopplebanger for sure.

by "they" in thats what they say August 29, 2009

USB dongle goblin

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

doppledanger

another name for a penis

I was telling this girl I thought she might find my doppledanger pretty interesting.

by pussy bee December 3, 2019

dopplefanger

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011