10 donkeys punching

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)

"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."

by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008

blowing donkeys

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.

"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"

by Nick Beez July 12, 2006

THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.

The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.

by Walt "the man" March 17, 2008

Donkeymaster

Donkeymaster is the hottest, steamiest, meanest bitch of them all. Donkeymaster isnt just hot, he's also the king of the world. He has all the passes you can think of. Donkeymaster also has a second, not really hot, partner named Pyromania.

Oh my god donkeymaster sent me a picture of his grandparents

Really! Your lucky...

by MY MOM69 October 1, 2018

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010