Hard Erect Dong

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

hang dong

To expose one's penis

Charlie: "It's like the biggest movie in America."
Dee: "Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that."

Do you like to hang dong on the trolley?

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 16, 2011

Hangs dong

The public display of an epic set of male genitalia.

Have you seen that scene from Terminator when Schwarzenegger steps through the time portal naked? That dude hangs dong!

by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

hang dong

the act of publicly exposing the male genitalia

"Did you see me hang dong on the bus on the way to thunder gun?"

"Yeah, it looked like a piece of chalk and a penny was hanging out of your pants..."

by HangDongMan December 13, 2011

william has a big ding-dong

Its so big that it can be classified as a third leg

a person named william that has a large penis that is classified five feet longest known as a large ding-dong or william has a big ding-dong

by Juniorp2020 February 20, 2018

hanging dong

(Verb) The act of taking out your dong to hang. Usually done in small circles of people.

Dude cover me, I'm going to be hanging dong!

by Cheese Dong August 11, 2014

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015