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dolmio grin

This is taken from the advert for Dolmio pasta sauce, featuring a happy Italian family who all end up with mucky red faces after eating spaghetti bolognese with too much gusto. The slang term describes the state of a man's face after performing oral sex on a woman during her "time of the month".
So he's gone to the bathroom for a slash, and discovers to his horror that he's wearing the Dolmio grin...
by Darwin May 13, 2005
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dolmio grin

To go down on a chick only to discover she has just had her period all over your mouth.

End effect looks as though you've just eaten a bowl of spaghetti sauce.
Damn girl watch out with that thing, you're giving me the dolmio grin.
by SiniStar! February 9, 2005
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Dolmio day

The first seventh of rag week i.e. woman. first day. period. nothing to do with bolognese sauce.
Mama says "it's a dolmio day!!" Its gonna get messy down there!
by Tomonori January 15, 2008
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Dolmio Day

A day where you eat food by the brand Dolmio. Pasta sauces, bolognaise sauces, lasagne sauces.
Famously said by that guy with the cool moustache on the advert.

Celebrated on the 17th November.
When'sa your dolmio day?
by mynameisshakira987 April 28, 2020
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Dolmio grin :)

The result of going down on a lady who is on her period causing the face to be covered in dolmio sauce.
That guys fucked up.. He has the Dolmio grin :)
by pasta lover101 July 19, 2010
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Dolmio Smile

When a Male or Female "licks out" or gives oral sex to a Female while she has her period or menstrual cycle. This results in a red sauce-like liquid around their mouth. Because Dolmio is a red sauce, the term "Dolmio Smile" is used.
Carol: I enjoyed you licking me out last night.
Paul: It may have been good for you, but I got a Dolmio Smile from it!
by dolmiosmile February 18, 2009
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Dolmio Grin

Derived from an Australian pasta sauce commercial for Dolmio Sauces. In the commercial they use the phrase "The Dolmio Grin". Giving oral sex to a female on her period
I went down.on this girl last night, i didnt know she was on her period and when i finished i had the Dolmio grin
by AussieBluey February 22, 2026
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