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Doll Syndrome

A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.

Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.

People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.

More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.

Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?

Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.


Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?

Son: Mmhmm.

Father: It doesn't look like you did!

Son: Yup...

Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!

Son: Mmhmm...
by Fina1 December 9, 2008
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Porcelain doll sex

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
by ILoveporcelaindollsex.com April 24, 2009
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baby doll shoes

baby doll shoes were and are still worn by cholas. but theyre not the only ones that wear them. theyre hella cheap....i thikn u can get them at the flea market foe like....5 dollars. and a lotta chinita stores have them too. they come in all colors. and u can ear them with anytang
i think ima get some red baby doll shoes to wear wit my red shirt an bandana
by sophia gonzalez July 21, 2006
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Russian Doll Syndrome

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!
Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome
by G February 16, 2005
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Doll Skin

Doll skin is an amazing band that started in 2013 made up of 4 people, Megan, Alex, Nicole and Syd, as of now all but syd use she her pronouns syd uses they them. The fandom of this band is called the rat pack.

Doll skin announced their departure in January 2023. oh, and announced the day of the funeral show which would be March 12. After the show they would release their final single melancholia an absolute banger.

Stream melancholia and doll skin in general the best band ever🤘🐀RAT PACK FOREVER
Did you hear that Doll Skin is disbanding?

What no :(

I know I already bought us tickets to the funeral show :,)
by Rat #5798 May 12, 2023
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stabbity doll

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.
That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.
by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010
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Sex doll

Person 1: I'm so desperate I searched sex doll on Urban dictionary.
Person 2: That's why you have no friends.
Person 1: *sobbing* Fuck you.
by sWeeT DoOdLeS NippLeS Medea April 24, 2020
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