john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

Donglepuss

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)

"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

by Christopher Gagliardi October 5, 2007

dogletdom

The world wide collection of all doglets.

"Ne're in all dogletdom have one beheld such whiskery fur or such eyes."

"Mavi is the exemplar of dogletdom."

by iawah November 22, 2013

USB dongle goblin

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

Dongler

A dongler is a large joint that is smoked by only the finest of humans eg. Will marram and Ben slimings

Me and the skeng just polished a fat dongler

by Dongler420 June 24, 2019

diglett

A Pokemon of the ground type. Arguably the best Pokemon in the entire series.

Diglet dig, Diglet dig, TRIO TRIO TRIO!

by sharpz October 24, 2004

dongle

Another word that should be normal but really means dick

"Touch my dongle," said jacksfilms

by Metrosexual hitler January 11, 2017