The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

do0bert

Someone who is adorable,wholesome,makes you smile,perfect,cute and funny. Sometimes shy but vwhen you spend time with them more she will open up her true self

"I'm Finding myself a do0bert"

by do0bee November 24, 2020

Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.

Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.

by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Dogerty

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur fullback Matt Doherty, used to highlight his horrid footballing ability by comparing it to a dog performing the same role.

Fuck Dogerty, the dumb bitch.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

dogberry

a policeman, a cop, police officer, a fuzz, law enforcement agent.

Watch where you park... the dogberry's walking around writing tickets.

by Drew DH March 21, 2007