dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Turdy Dog

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

DogTurd

When you are terrible. The lowest of the low. When dog water isn’t enough you are dogturd

Brodie: your absolute dog water
Brad: no your a dogturd 😎

by Hello my vhild child June 7, 2021

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016