diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

diddlydarn

the funniest mother fcking word you will ever see EVER
the way it looks
the way it sounds
the only thing funnier than diddlydarn is jennifer lawrence

"now hold on just a diddlydarn minute"
"hey hannah"
"hey julie"
"diddl(ove)y(ou)darn"

by maxirons wife April 28, 2013

pip pip the diddly do

A different term for smash, bang, etc.

"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

by Pip pip cheerio September 21, 2017

diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

gosh diddly darn

The country equivalent of "fucking shit bro."

Eliza: I accidentally broke a glass on the carpet...
Elijah: Gosh diddly darn it!

by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy January 19, 2017

pip-pip da doodly-doo

A greeting used by old ecentric irish ministers.

1st young minister: top of the morning to ya*tips hat*
2nd old minister: pip-pip da doodly-doo
1st minister: huh?

by Jonny sheridan January 12, 2008

diddlysquat

Not in the least bit.

I don't care diddlysquat 'bout them ol' high and mighty folks.

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008