Dick-dazzeled

Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.

The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.

I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.

by A-Town Chump November 15, 2013

ham double-dizzled

going beyond hammed up, drinking in excess and commonly accompanied by regretful behavior or actions

luke: dude, you were defintely ham double-dizzled last night.
joey: yeah I must have been I don't remember anything
luke: do you remember kissing little gay pat?
joey: (walks away)

by theduke1204 May 9, 2006

cant be dizzled

cant be bothered or dont wanna but making up that ur can kick some punkizzles arse

G: you wanna go dawg?
me: id fuk u up on tuesdizzleday but i cant be dizzled fo shizzle ma nizzle

by dave boyle October 6, 2006

dizziled

diz-IL-led. to be confused, to have no fucking clue whats going on.

"my mind is so dizziled right now oh my good golly goodness!"

by metallicfirefly December 12, 2005

Dezzeled

A male that works out, muscular and has a lots very low bodyfat %.

You see that bodybuilder over there working out, he's dezzeled.

by sexy gym girl January 12, 2012

Dizzled

When you're out on a date and someone else comes along an steals your date.

I went to see a band last night with this girl and I got dizzled my a friend of the bassist

by Deffonotscott May 4, 2022

Dizzled

When you're out on a date and someone else comes along an steals your date.

I went to see a band last night with this girl and I got dizzled by a friend of the bassist

by Deffonotscott May 4, 2022