Dining with Royalty

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

From The Dining Table

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.

Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019

Shark Diving

To blow trannys in the back of a taxi cab

Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.

by OzzyD September 23, 2015

Booty diving

The process in which your booty is penetrated either by force or consensual pleasure. Probing the anus to its complete depth. Taking it up the rectum for medical procedures is also considered booty diving/ anal probing.

I love to go booty diving!

by Crocodile1 October 7, 2018