Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020

Distraction

What a girl is called for wearing a tank top

YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO THE BOYS HOW DARE YOU SHOW OUR SHOULDERS HAVE YOU NO SHAME
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love

by Truths no cap November 22, 2021

Distraction!

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.

Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*

by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

distraction dance

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020