Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.

I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.

by _allismine_ June 11, 2006

Disneyland Line

A deceptively long line, much like the ones you see in Disneyland. The are carefully designed to look short from the outside, when in fact they are like, a kilometer of panting tourists.

Sam: Hey let's ride Indiana Jones!
Alicia: Okay!
-1 hour later-
Alicia: Goddammit Sam, we're stuck in another Disneyland line.

by samboaquino September 19, 2010

Disneyland Legs

When you have been standing or walking for the majority of the day, and you legs, feet, and knees are very tired and ache like a mother fucker.

"Works been so fuckin busy lately I have been getting the Disneyland Legs."

by mike mc lovin March 2, 2008

Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.

She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.

by WÖW January 30, 2018

Disneyland Dad

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.

Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Disneyland

A place which costs a fortune to get into, yet your kids won’t acknowledge this and have autistic fits of rage until you end up succumbing to their wishes and take them there, all for what? Taking pictures with “Mickey Mouse”, riding a coaster that 99.9% of the time IS THEMED AROUND A MOUNTAIN, and having to drag your children all the way back home while they screech like an ape getting skinned alive.

Billy screamed like a goat being beaten to death when he saw Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, when in reality, it was just a man sweating to death that took a picture with him just so he could be paid minimum wage.

by (-AstroBad-) November 15, 2018

Disneyland

The happiest place on earth. Walter Elias Disney's creation. It was, is, and always will be the happiest place on earth. Unfortunately, Disney is becoming more and more of a currupt company. Down Sides: expensive tickets, souveneirs and food, long lines, and occasional ride being closed.
Despite some of this, it's still awesome

Disneyland is REALLY fun to go to despite it's down sides!

by disneyimagineer August 1, 2012