When dyspraxic cunts use their condition to excuse everything they fuck up. A disgrace to spastics everywhere.
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A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.
(From real life)
Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.
B1: I can't be bothered cooking.
B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.
B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.
Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.
B1: I can't be bothered cooking.
B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.
B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.
by Ozymoron January 11, 2010
Get the Dislogic mug.The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.
Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube video?
Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.
Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.
Guy2: Nice.
Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.
Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.
Guy2: Nice.
by noyouwhatbombs May 18, 2011
Get the Dislolicated mug.The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.
Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube vid?
Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.
Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.
Guy2: Nice.
Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.
Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.
Guy2: Nice.
by That one big thing laying down May 18, 2011
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