mason dissick

Cute little son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott dissick

"Mason dissick is so cute"

by 1783trap May 26, 2015

Discostick

penis; dick

Give me your discostick!

by CamiWay July 19, 2009

Dislogic

A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.

(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.

by Ozymoron January 11, 2010

Dislolicated

The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.

Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube video?

Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.

Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.

Guy2: Nice.

by noyouwhatbombs May 18, 2011

Dilsickle

The Dilsickle is when a dildo is attached to a sickle, which is then used to administer the dildo in a prompt, orderly fashion to a waiting orifice. Mouth is not recommended, as this could cause asphyxiation or extreme discomfort.

"Dude, this chick was so awesome, she let me dilsickle her!" Dude 1
"No fucking way!" Dude 2

"Sickle me timbers!"- Girl (or homosexual man)

by letsmakesomemagic September 3, 2009

Dislostic

To Be completely lost. Credit Goes to Izzy's auntie.

I am Dislostic/Dislostical.

by MonstrousMerry October 25, 2009

Dislolicated

The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.

Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube vid?

Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.

Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.

Guy2: Nice.

by That one big thing laying down May 18, 2011