Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.

She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.

by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

distracted

DISTRACT

you have been distracted

by fkhgfgjjcgjtvdccfyvgvgc August 19, 2020

distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009