disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.

If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.

by Jim Inman September 22, 2006

disastro

Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.

Watch Out! Neil's Disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!

by Neil Wrintalk March 21, 2007

distrosimping

Simping for a Linux distribution. Most people in Discord-Linux are distrosimps for Ubuntu. Distrosimping is something very bad, and in general, distrosimps have one distro they will simp for and one distro they will trash.

Those people in Discord Linux are really distrosimping! They always trash Arch and say Ubuntu is the best!

by helloboisitsme October 6, 2020

disastrophe

A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

The flood was a disastrophe for that region of the United States.

by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010

distrosimping

Simping on a distro. Most distrosimps simp on Ubuntu and trash on Manjaro or Gentoo for example

normal person: Manjaro is my favorite distro!
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping

by some huy October 17, 2020

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.

Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude

by dr ben May 30, 2013