disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 6, 2007

Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 29, 2011

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 12, 2009